tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322003775446386799.post5741644439866763923..comments2023-06-14T05:42:00.252-04:00Comments on Mental Deficiencies and other ramblings of a mad man.: Commercials we all hate.George Herronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04408234171897083039noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322003775446386799.post-74468290854632943502009-09-17T22:04:10.720-04:002009-09-17T22:04:10.720-04:00Have you seen Pointless Planet? It is a hilarious...Have you seen Pointless Planet? It is a hilarious satirical take on some of the worse commercials. I think you'll especially like this Kay Jewelers one:<br />http://www.pointlessplanet.com/2009/07/kay-jewelers-spa-day.htmlToasterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08886711135599784087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322003775446386799.post-43642162050139527862009-02-13T23:18:00.000-05:002009-02-13T23:18:00.000-05:00Good call on the "He went to Jared" campaign. I w...Good call on the "He went to Jared" campaign. I would add 2 categories to your list.<BR/><BR/>1. Penis commercials -- Viagra/Cialis/Levitra. My most hated is the Viagra commercial where the musicians just start jamming to Viva Viagra, ruining a great Elvis tune for me. At the top i forgot to mention the late-night commercials for Extenze where they never say penis but always refer to it as "that certain part of man" or some other vague lame iteration to avoid liability and fraud claims. The others i don't need to explain, but you've seen them...the couple in separate bath tubs on the pier, old people pretzeled on the couch, blah blah puke blah.<BR/><BR/>2. the Xmas season Lexus commercials, where it's like..."surprise honey, i just bought two Lexus sedans and put big fucking red bows on them. I'll bet in the glove compartment of those cars they provide Chapter 11 instructions for declaring bankruptcy. Who the hell buys $50,000 cars as a xmas present, let alone two of them? they're only getting through to 1% of the population that can actually afford to do this. their money would be better spent putting posters up at country clubs and in NBA locker rooms.Cleveland Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08450917841429249897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322003775446386799.post-87263228584203251092009-02-11T14:15:00.000-05:002009-02-11T14:15:00.000-05:00I don't get why anyone would buy stuff from a mall...I don't get why anyone would buy stuff from a mall jewellery store when you can get better quality, cheaper and custom made at a local place. If you want to get Jessy some frosting let me know, I've got connections.Melaina25https://www.blogger.com/profile/10038762649811825748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322003775446386799.post-58285511727246553942009-02-11T10:39:00.000-05:002009-02-11T10:39:00.000-05:00You know too much about pop culture. Plus this wa...You know too much about pop culture. Plus this was about groups of commercials. The depression one is a good one, how did I miss that one? The gold one is a good catch too, not on frequently enough to really bother me, but it lurks around. <BR/><BR/>Now that I am thinking about it I also forgot the late night commercials where the girls get really dressed up to have phone sex. Love those. Does anyone really believe that when they call they are talking to 1. a woman dressed like that, 2. a woman that hot? There is a reason that they are having phone sex "for a living!" I am pissed that I forgot about that one!George Herronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04408234171897083039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322003775446386799.post-43664117334937907072009-02-11T10:32:00.000-05:002009-02-11T10:32:00.000-05:00I hate the depression ones...."where does depressi...I hate the depression ones...."where does depression hurt? who does depression hurt?" If I wasn't depressed before that commercial you better believe I'm questioning myself after the commercial. I'm also noticing the really bad/cheesy GOLD GOLD GOLD commercials. Where the mafia-looking guy is wanting you to send in all your old gold for CASH CASH CASH. I'm also irritated that Kelly Ripa would do a commerical based on "her" life and then not even try to use her kids in the commercial, at least do the same gender as your kids. The one commercial where she is doing laundry she has all girls, UMMM NO, she has boys and a girl.Skinny Bitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10172375850802401527noreply@blogger.com