Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Movie Bad Ass Round 2 Region 2

Quick recap of Region 1:
  • The Tomb Raider is put in her tomb. Bruce Willis defeats Angelina handily.
  • Denzel does what Tommy Lee Jones and the IRS could not, he takes down Wesley Snipes.
  • Upset #1, Brad Pitt throws away Charles Bronson like he was Jennifer Aniston.
  • Upset #2, Cinderella alert! Liam Neeson makes Snake look like a worm, Guess he should not have done all those crappy Disney movies!
And here are the current matchups.

#1 Clint Eastwood.

#8 Laurence Fishburne.

#5 Jet Li.

#4 Bruce Lee.

#6 Matt Damon.

#3 Harrison Ford.

#10 Sean Connery.

#2 Mel Gibson.

As always post your votes here or email me at:


Thank you and enjoy!


Hoopes said...

Gotta go with my man Clint on this one, he's going to lay out Fishburn! So #1!

#4 Bruce Lee would put Jet Li to shame!

#6 Matt Damon is going to ruin ole' Indiana's shit!

#10 Sean Connory over Mel Gibson ANY DAY!!! Even with the real accent alone, but definitely in the bad ass category!

For the record, I'm quite upset that Liam Neeson won, just because Captain Ron should have owned his shit, but I think Neeson won on the sympathy card, but either way, after Taken, you gotta look at the facts...

Javelin Tiger said...

#1 Clint Eastwood All the way, sorry fishburn

#4 Bruce Lee Gonna agree with hoopes, bruce would put jet to shame.

#3 Harrison ford would kicked Damon's ass back in the day and still might be able to.

#2 Mel Gibson despite his crazy ass you gotta vote for the guy that pops his shoulder out of its socket just for shits and giggles and to win a bet. Plus he's William freaking Wallace. nuff said. Sorry Sir Connery.

Also gotta say i am disappointed by the sympathy vote as well, aww i feel sorry for you...isn't this the bad ass competition?

C.J. said...

The Dragon
Han Solo

George Herron said...

Ummmm, what the hell was that? CJ, I expect better updates than that, people are relying on your humor dammit.

Javelin Tiger said...

I am thoroughly disappointed by CJ's comments or rather lack there of, was definitely looking forward to them. Way to let everyone down. lol.

monkeetrouble said...

these are my actual votes. I am NOT copying my husband. 1, 4, 3, 2

Skinny Bitch said...

1, 5, 3, 2.
These are getting hard! By the way, I love the comments in the beginning of the blog post. Poor Angelina, I thought for sure she would make it to round 2. About the Lee/Li's I wasn't sure who to vote for so I took the "eeny, meeny, miney, mo" approach. We'll see where it gets me!

C.J. said...

I will attempt to step up my game for next round. My bad folks.

On a lighter note the Reds released Jeff Keppinger, yay new team with better deffense. Oh wait, we still have Edwin...fu** me.

Hoopes said...

Jess, just start on Jet Li, and that way you'll ALWAYS end up landing on the better of the two... Come on, this is elementary my dear sister! Why do you think I was never on the fat kids team on the Adena courts!?!?

George Herron said...

The Keppinger release was good for all parties involved.

The Reds really had no room for him and will end up getting something for him instead of just releasing him and getting nothing.

The Astros get a backup to Tejada, which is good since he will be in jail for lying, or too hurt to play since he is like 80.

And Keppinger will get more playing time this way. Had he stayed with the Reds it would have been tough to get PT with Gonzo and Harriston in front of him.

Melaina25 said...

-Bruce Lee
-Matt Damon (say it in a "special" voice, you know you want to)
-Connery, a true Scot. Mel Gibson has a horrid Scottish accent and is a misogynistic antisemite.

George Herron said...

Maaaat DAAAmon.

Love Family Guy.