Friday, April 3, 2009

Movie Bad Asses Round 2 Region 3.

Recap of region 2:
  • Eastwood plays dirty and sends Larry back to the matrix with his tail between his legs.
  • Lee > Li in the battle of the Leigh's!
  • Indy whips Maaaaaatttt Daaaaaaaamon.
  • Cinderella alert! Sean Connery proves that Bond can take down anyone, especially alcoholic anti Semites!
Two number 10 seeds still alive and kicking, amazing! All number 1's are still alive, can it be an all number 1 final four? Keep tuning in to find out! So, on to this weeks matchups.

#1 Sylvester Stallone

#8 Hugh Jackman

#5 Jean-Claude Van Damme

#4 Chuck Norris

#6 Vin Diesel

#14 Anthony Hopkins

#10 Edward Norton

#2 Arnold Schwarzenegger

So, there is round 2 region 3. Vote early and often! As always just reply here or email me:


Javelin Tiger said...

#1 Sly Stallone
Jackman is pimp, but he does not beat Rambo, even more importantly, just look at Rocky IV come on! He ended the cold war! I know I said it before but I'll say it again. It doesn't hurt that Rocky IV was one of my favorite movies growing up and still is. But in a straight up fight stallone kicks jackman's ass.

#4 Chuck Norris
I like jean Claude, but its freaking Chuck Norris, did you know that under his beard there's another fist? Don't believe me? Family Guy proved it! Chuck Wins Chuck Wins!

#6 Vin Diesel
Tony Hopkins has had one truly bad ass character (yeah that's right I can call him Tony because I'm a Tony get over it we're tight like that), Vin has had dozens. Plus straight up fight once again Vin wins.

#2 Arnold Schwea#$%^#@#$!
I can't spell his name but he can still kick ass. His last name should officially be considered a bad word so that way no one has to spell it and because he's that bad ass! Have you seen Conan the barbarian? He's the freaking governor now. He's a republican governor in one of the most liberal states in the USA, yeah that's how bad ass he is. Plus Norton weighs what a buck 80 soaking wet? Arnold could beat him with one hand.

Anxiously awaiting the next round!

C.J. said...

Sly over Drover
If you don't understand the Jackman's reference, it's the reason he loses this match. It was his name in a non-badass film done with Nicole 'I'm a stiff board with a silver spoon up my ass' Kidman. At least Sly's bad movie was an indie porno, and his career still thrived. SEX SELLS!

This is a pretty even matchup, pitting two guys with feet-of-fury who like to kick things A LOT. But I make the call on the fact that a roundhouse kick from Chuck can alter space/time...Van Dame might only break a bone.

Vin Diesel over Sir Anthony
Just the title 'Sir' alone lost him this match. Diesel drags this match into the streets and bloodies Hopkins before he can remove his loafers and tie.

Arnold over Norton
I give credit to any man that can pull off a leather loincloth not once but 2x. He simply flexes and Nazi-Norton passes out.

monkeetrouble said...

1, 4, 6, 2 (yes another week with the same picks as my husband. and not intentionally)

George Herron said...

i got so wrapped up in both responses that I almost for got to tabulate the votes!

Well done gentlemen!

The Jew said...


yes that's correct, I voted for a nazi

George Herron said...

You only did that because you were scared of him.

Melaina25 said...

-Hugh Jackman, he's a little camp and I like it.

-I don't like either, but I will go with Van Damme b/c Norris is a Republican

-Vin Diesel, also a wee bit camp and his voice is crazy deep. I also like that he won't disclose his ethnicity.

-Norton. I refuse to vote for the Governator for MANY reasons.